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The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

engagements posting in

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ask

questions from the heart:

the remix

Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits!

Except for that.

RULES
○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

shonenjump posting in

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the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?

i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!

o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

moosejuice posting in

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It's summer. It's hot. Try not to get heatstroke. Have fun at beach!

( Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em. )

postingmemes posting in

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touch them, I'll kill you

For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.HOW TO— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.

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groupon posting in

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gothic romance

"You will think me cruel, very selfish, but love is always selfish; the more ardent the more selfish. How jealous I am you cannot know. You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me, and hating me through death and after. There is no such word as indifference in my apathetic nature." ― Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla

instructions →
1. post with your character.
2. tag others.
3. thread into the night's embrace.

prompts
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simplememes posting in

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The person you love is in trouble! They could be in danger or perhaps even captured, but no matter what, no one can keep you away from them for long. Be careful, though, and don't lose your head and make foolish mistakes out of passion. Remember, your loved one will be counting on you, and that may include for more than just being saved. Rescuing is a long process.

— OR —

Your rescuer (or your rescued, as the case may be) isn't someone you've met before; they could be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, for a mission, or even completely selfishly, as you'll be valuable to them. Still, they've come to free you from your prison or your most perilous of situations. While this is happening, it may be easy for emotions to run high...and feelings to burst from behind the scenes. As you ideally work together to get to safety and avoid getting caught while participating in deadly chases, you realize something problematic: you're falling for the person you've rescued or the person who rescued you.

— OR —

Somebody saved your hide from certain destruction - problem is, you have no idea who they are! In your mind, however, you've started to get all kinds of ideas about them. What are they like? Well, surely they have to be this way or that way. They're most likely a saint! Oh, it's as if your heart is aflutter when you think of them. You'll stop at nothing to find out where they are. But once you do, can the real them ever live up to what you imagined?

Comment with your character and preferences.
Mention if your character is more likely to be the rescuer or the rescued.
Reply to others.
Use one of the scenarios above or choose your own.

adisastergay posting in

bakerstreet

the random scenario meme

comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

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moosejuice posting in

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in ( a word ) meme
Hey! You! Quick! Describe the kind of person you desire most...using one word. Yep. One. Uno. Only. If you can't choose the word to describe your taste, conscious or unconscious, you'll be forced to blurt out a choice turn.

Ready. Go.

how to play
- top-levels: word. embarrassment. frustration. shameless? satisfied?
- comments: heckles. hookups. hilarity?
- thread

trashtalker posting in

bakerstreet

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

isockenstein posting in

bakerstreet

[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.

HOW?

* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

( prompts )

buckynats posting in

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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

dontcryformememetina posting in

bakerstreet

kiss me @ fortanon

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anonconda posting in

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the TRAPPED meme

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priderock posting in

bakerstreet

It's amazing how many beginnings, in stories and in life, are based on chance. A serendipitous encounter, a chance meeting, a happy accident -- life would be dull if it weren't for the curveballs flung by a playful universe. Just when you think you've got your life figured out -- splat! -- everything changes.

You may have just had a meet-cute, in which two potential romantic leads are thrown together in a contrived and atypical, oftentimes, but not always, over-the-top manner.

In short, the meet-cute is a solution to a perennial screenwriter's problem: "We have a love story between two main characters who will presumably bicker for 90 minutes and then fall in love in the last 10. If they're so dissimilar, how do we get them together in the first place?" If the meeting itself is kind of a joke (a chance collision, a mistaken identity, a hookup with a stranger who turns out to be your ex's lawyer the next day), it's a meet-cute.

We've had plenty of memes that deal with being in a relationship and even some that look at the ends of them, but here's one about the what-comes-before: the meeting!

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences.
Tag around.
Use the RNG to determine your prompt or just go with it.

PROMPTS

No Good Bad Day: Everything is going wrong. You've spilled coffee all over yourself, missed you bus, and things aren't looking up. And to add insult to injury, you've run into somebody! Shouldn't they look where they're going?
Is This Seat Taken?: The last seat on the bus/plane/carriage/dragon is next to a mysterious (or not so mysterious) stranger.
Table for Two: All the other tables are filled, so you're placed with someone else when you thought you'd be dining alone.
Love Hurts: You've accidentally fallen off of something, driven your car into a snowbank, or any other number of calamitous things. You're not badly hurt - though you may be dinged up - but you definitely need help. You need a good Samaritan.
Hope That Didn't Belong to Someone: You've accidentally ruined an item, and you have to meet the owner. Hope they won't be too mad...it wasn't really your fault!
Wait, Them?: You met someone earlier, didn't get on, only to learn later that the two of you will be working together in a close capacity. What can you do? Maybe you can ask for another partner...
No Rest and Relaxation: You're staying at a hotel or a cabin, only to realize that your room has been double booked. Well, you're not leaving. The other person will just have to!
They're After Me: You were having such a peaceful day before that asshole came running by, being chased by the [insert authority figures here]. Why'd they have to pull you into it?
Saved: ...or the shoe's on the other foot, and they've saved you from danger. Doesn't mean you have to like them, though.
Thought You Were Someone Else: You never forget a face- except when you do. Or think the face is someone else's. Maybe someone you cared for...
Arranged Marriage: You've never met this person, but you hope you like them, for the good of your...oh, DAMN IT. You hate their guts.
Ooops, I Did It Again: You totally didn't mean to run over that guy or hit her over the head with a frying pan. You're not heartless enough to not nurse them back to health, right?
I Have a Proposition: You're not keen on each other, but you're working together for your own purposes. But at least feelings won't get in the way...nope.
WILDCARD

parrygripp posting in

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guess the body count!

The usual body count meme with a twist! Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?

HOW to JOIN

Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
Prizes optional.

hemlocksock posting in

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wackiest wedding

- comment with info + baseline prefs and requirements.
- those randos who reply? yup, they're your new ball and chain, and I don't just mean a fashion statement. you're married. marrying. marriage.
- is this a happy ceremony? an angsty one? a union that makes less sense than a manual written in ancient latin? maybe your traditions include lasers.

morphs posting in

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the rain meme

Ah, rain—the precipitation that the whole world has a love/hate affair with. It waters the garden for free and ruins baseball games. It cools you off in the summer and it causes more ice and sleet to appear in the winter. Sometimes it is lovely and falls at a decent pace for a few hours, other times, it blasts the whole eastern seaboard away.

Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.

Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RNG for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RNG for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!

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HOW THEY SHOW LOVE

RULES
○ It's time to put the dumbest of ass on the dumbest of blast.
○ For your subject line, tell us how your character shows love/affection or how they'd act if they were in love.
○ Characters can provide constructive criticisms.

marajaded posting in

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unexpected domesticity meme. + (new prompts!)
you never thought you'd have a home, at least not one you can call completely yours, no strings attached and no one lording above you or controlling you. you may not have even known what a "home" truly is, or thought you wanted one. now, there is a touch of domesticity in your life, no matter what things are like otherwise, because you have a home, though you may not have a house proper.

most importantly, you now have someone to share this new facet of life with - a partner. similar to you or completely different, relationship unspoken or unrealized, heavily romantic or understated, they are slowly but surely becoming someone indispensable to you. you never could have seen this coming. and, of course, with domesticity comes a certain amount of intimacy, perhaps even the ultimate physical intimacy...you may be open to that already or you're working up to it when you'd hardly considered it before.

whether your situation is for the long term as it stands, could end at any moment, or a mere disguise you're using to lay low, you're getting comfortable. how does that make you feel? will you it accept a new lease on life - or will you sabotage yourself before someone else does?

— Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut.
— Reply to others.

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Briaus Doomseed

Reading

strip never have i ever

The tear in my hear (i'm a liar)

ask

the remix

Insomnia

Summer

Touch and die

All creatures in hell are supposed to hate one another, as all the saved hate the damned

Rescue

rng

Concise

tfln

I put my love in you

don't fuck me up

Kiss? Noooooo.

Trapped like we're in Saw

Meet cute

judgement free zone

How did this even happen?

Keep falling on my head

& I'll do it again

I see us giving love to each other in a time of quiet between storms. It's what we were meant to do.

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